Bill Clinton was in the crowd at today's World Cup match between the US and Algeria. News reports stated he was there to cheer on the US team, and to give presence as the honorary chairman of the US bid to host the World Cup in a few years.
Clinton's actual purpose became evident in some overheard whispers between him and local bigwigs:
"You know I was the first Black President of the United States, right?"
"Are there any cute interns around here?"
Check the time stamp on this posting - notice I did not steal these lines from any of the late night shows, where these obvious jokes will certainly be repeated tonight!