Monday, July 13, 2009

Obama Kills Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Announces New Chairman of the Joint Chiefs

Obama's Defense spending bill, currently working its way through Congress, contains an amendment that suspends 'don't ask, don't tell' for a period of 18 months, allowing gays to openly serve in the military while Obama's pet monkey Gates kills the policy off officially.

According to unnamed sources in the Pentagon, Obama will also announce the selection of a new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, one he has personally selected to implement his policies ...




Another amendment to the bill will rename the Pentagon to the "Harvey Milk Memorial Gayagon" ...

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