Sunday, September 23, 2012

Sheriff Joe Delivers His Wisdom Again

 
Sheriff Joe Biden, the world's greatest gaffe machine, has delivered again.

At a high school rally (really, since when can candidates use an official high school gathering to deliver a campaign speech?) at the Newport, NH High School, Biden was surrounded by about 100 high school athletes in their uniforms.  As he cradled a football under his arm (isn't that a slam against women, since they don't generally play high school football?), he delivered this gut buster:

"Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college.  You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind."

????  

It's a shame that SNL writers and the clowns that write for the late night comedians can't come up with lines this good.

Then, to follow up, the Missus Sheriff Joe chimed in with her own sexually oriented joke-a-thon, delivering a series of one liners concerning Joe's schlong, to a uproar of laughter.  Here's a link to her video:



In spite of the mainstream media's coverage of this as a couple of hilarious moments, Joe just being Joe, I have to wonder ... what would NBC, MSNBC, CNN, and all the others be saying if Paul Ryan and his wife had made these exact same comments, in exactly the same settings and context?


Photo credit AP

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