Thursday, March 11, 2010

Chuck Norris Approved This Message

Carlos Ray Norris has turned 70 years old. The fellow we know as "Chuck" was born in Oklahoma on March 10, 1940, of Irish and Cherokee descent.

A devout Christian and staunch Conservative, Norris has become an internet sensation after his film and TV career wound down. Chuck Norris Facts are big business these days.

And many others.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. he holds up the phone and money falls out.

Everybody Loves Raymond ... except Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as Global Warming ... Chuck Norris was cold and turned up the heat.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse ... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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