Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Obama's State Of The Union Preview

I can save you 45 minutes or so of your time tonight. Instead of watching His Highness deliver his State of the Union address, here's a shortened version:

The situation was a lot worse than we thought.

It's still all Bush's fault.

Republicans are rich racists.

I'm doing a great job, things are getting better.

Reelect me, and those rich bastards are going to pay for everything.

Give me four more years or we're all going to Hell.

Update - Did I nail this, or what? Of course, Obama is so predictable that anyone could have foretold this.

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