I can save you 45 minutes or so of your time tonight. Instead of watching His Highness deliver his State of the Union address, here's a shortened version:
The situation was a lot worse than we thought.
It's still all Bush's fault.
Republicans are rich racists.
I'm doing a great job, things are getting better.
Reelect me, and those rich bastards are going to pay for everything.
Give me four more years or we're all going to Hell.
Update - Did I nail this, or what? Of course, Obama is so predictable that anyone could have foretold this.