An armed teenager was prevented from carrying out a Columbine style attack in San Mateo CA's Hillsdale high school on Monday. The 17 year old was carrying a sword, a chainsaw, and about a dozen pipe bombs. After detonating two bombs in an empty hallway, he was confronted by two teachers, at which point he ran. A third teacher caught and tackled him. The principal then arrived, and they held him down until police arrived.
Reaction from the Obama Regime has been swift:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has called for an immediate ban on all assault rifles, shotguns, handguns, and rifles, calling this the latest example of how the NRA has corrupted the youth of America. (Her spokesman stated that even though no firearms were used in the attack, that was irrelevant.)
Attorney General Eric Holder has announced appointment of a Special Prosecutor to investigate the Bush Administration and the CIA to determine exactly who approved CIA mind control experiments that surely caused this incident.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid decried the attack as a ploy by his Republican opponent in the 2010 Senate election (who by the way is leading Reid by double digits in the polls) of sponsoring the attack to embarrass Reid, since CA is the state next door.
Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) announced the formation of a special sub-committee which will, under his leadership, investigate the three teachers and principal for their use of torture in apprehending the defenseless youth.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be sent on a critical fact finding mission to New Zealand. What she is supposed to be finding out there has not been announced.
Former President Bill Clinton will be appointed Special White House Ambassador to the school, where he will conduct thorough, private interviews with all teen age girls in attendance.
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner announced a $100,000,000,000 infusion into San Francisco area school systems, along with the firing of all CFOs of those school systems and their replacement by a government appointed Czar.
CA Senator Diane Feinstein blamed the incident on CA's Republican Governornator, saying that the state's financial woes, brought on entirely by Arnold, drove the kid to the brink of insanity.
CA's other Senator, Barbara Boxer, defended the boy, stating he must have been driven to this act of protest by the illegal and immoral actions of Vice President Dick Cheney. She demanded a special session of the Senate be convened, with Republicans barred from attending, to study the situation and start impeachment (retroactive) proceedings against Cheney.
MSNBC's main political commentator, Keith Olberman, on his show last night was just seen shaking his head and muttering "That Damn Bush ..." over and over.
Vice President Joe Biden was heard asking when the kid will be invited to the White House for a beer.
President Obama the Immaculate's reaction was swift and decisive - he blamed Rush Limbaugh for bribing the kid to carry out the attack, in order to take momentum away from the Obama Health Care Reform Act ... um, oops, sorry, its now the Obama Health Insurance Reform Act ...
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It's not often that I am left speechless...logic and reason are gone. It's true, lunatics have taken over. Now what for the rest of us?
Unfortunately that is about the truth of it. As far as the rest of us, we are in big trouble.
I have missed your blog. Hope you are doing well.
The other night I was going thru the channels -- and, as always, my thought was a million channels and nothing to watch -- and, oh, geez here's Keith O. getting ready to introduce his guest -- and it was Maxine Waters.
I halfway (kinda, maybe) wanted to see it, but I just couldn't bring myself to do. What a combination!!
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