Another Flight in Paradise

Happiness is getting onto your flight early, and getting the window seat just where you want.

Sadness is hearing that the plane will be entirely full.

Happiness is seeing the plane loaded, and the middle seat next to yours is one of two empties left on the plane.

Sadness is seeing two women rush onto the plane just as the door is about to close. One of the women is nice looking and petite, the other looks like a hillbilly and measures five foot x five foot x five foot.

Happiness is seeing the bowling ball shaped lady take the empty seat 6 rows in front of you.

Happiness is seeing the nice looking petite lady take the empty middle seat next to you.

Sadness is about 5 minutes later, when you realize the nice looking petite lady now sitting next to you apparently doesn't believe in bathing.

Sadness is being stuck next to her for a 3 hour flight.

Oh, the joys of business travel.